healthy, avoids meet unless she prayerfully hunted it
does not wear high heels or undue makeup
does not shave or wax
has  biek and rides it
composts and grows pants
wors for social justice, creative, activism, teacing conscious
things
shares
has lots of money and shares it

The perfect woman can explain herself to a men. And make them
understand.

In order of importance:

Big breasts (I mean BIIIIIG)
Perfect ass (round and firm)
Fantastically Flawless skin
Petite yet Curvy
Shoulder length blonde hair
Has one extremely feminine tattoo on her left hip (preferably a
butterfly or dolphin or fairy)
Girlish giggle (none of that snorting shit)
Cute gap between perfectly white teeth
she wears dresses and skirts, never pants. Short, but modest, and
doesn’t show too much skin to wandering eyes, other than mine. She
is demure in person, but has a slightly dirty sense of humor. Her
sense of humor is embarrassing to her on occasion, for instance, she
loves Adam Sandler movies, but blushes when she laughs at something
too uncouth.
She works in a traditionally feminine industry, a nurse, teacher,
secretary, or retail. She is dedicated to her profession, and is
practical with her money.
She has a strategically placed beauty mark.
She is college educated, with a degree in early childhood education,
nursing, or hospitality.
She has a good relationship with her parents, but does not live in
the same city with them.
She has one or possibly 2 siblings, and maintains a relationship with
them.
She has no children, but looks forward to raising a family at some
point in her life.
She is between 26 and 33, and has had sex with no more than 3 other
men, all of whom she had a monogamous relationship with at the time.
She enjoys watching sports, sitcoms, and movies, but is not too
particular with her taste, and willing to relinquish control of
choices like what to watch, where to eat, and what to drive to her
mate.
She is fit, and takes good care of her body. She does not smoke, but
drinks socially. She likes white wine, champagne, and margaritas.
She has never done drugs, and does not plan to.
She is not religious, but believes in being a good person.
She is sexually open to her mate, and easily orgasmic. She likes
giving and receiving oral sex, anal sex, and intercourse. She likes
being instructed to dress up in the bedroom, and always pays
attention to what her mate might enjoy. She is not opposed to
dressing as a cheerleader, watching porn, or masturbating in front of
him, but would never dream of doing so without being instructed.
She is very devoted and monogamous, but is excited by the idea of
another woman in bed with her and her mate.
Her favorite color is blue, her favorite animals are dolphins, and
she likes dogs. She may have a dog, a golden retriever or a lab and
I see her jogging with him in the morning before she goes to work.
She drives a reliable car, and maintains it well, like a honda civic
or a toyota camry.
She does pilates, and is a regular at her neighborhood Bally’s.
She wears white, pink, or blue matching underwear sets, never black.

I wish for a woman who loves me, just as I am, with all my weaknesses,
my flaws, my quirks.

A woman who allows me… no, WANTS me to love her, just as she is, with
all her weaknesses, her flaws, and her quirks.

I wish for a woman who completes me: who picks up where I leave off,
who’s strong where I am weak, who is willing to let me fill in where she
is short, who lets me support when she falters.

I wish for a woman who’s strong and balanced. Not for someone who’s
going to hide behind me, or someone who wants to subdue me. Someone who
needs me to be at my prime to stand next to her, in her own best stance,
and who wishes to walk shoulder to shoulder through the difficulties and
joys that life will throw at us.

I wish for someone who loves me more than they dislike me, someone who
is my friend at all times, even when they are critical, who’s my partner
in times when one person alone would crumble, who’s my lover when one
person alone would shiver, who’s good company for on the long walk that
is This Life (obviously, being a good conversationalist is critical,
’cause… you have a whole life time to chat while you enjoy the
stroll).

Yeh.. and on the practical side - someone who does not have a bunch of
baggage.. no kids yet, and certainly no psycho ex’s… um.. not up to
her eyes in debt, or wanting to get us there together… someone who’s
healthy.. ’cause.. while enjoying your life together is grand, it’s even
better if that enjoyment is prolonged via a healthy lifestyle.

Um… and.. in bed… well… all’s fair in love and war?? how about
all’s fair in love making and warefare. Fair enough to mention it.
Should say: I wouldn’t think that having a perfect sex partner is nearly
as important as having a LOVING partner.. just to put things in
perspective.

Of course, I could not marry anyone who is not Masaai like me and my
parents. So, you must also be Masaai.